I’m Cocaine Jesus.

Homo Sapien.
Homo Erectus.
Homo Superiority Syntax.

Heterosexual but I love canines.

And felines.

My sexuality is my own business but I keep a clean house.

I am well disorganised.

I speak fluent gibberish on several continents.

I preach what I practise with candour.

Do not believe everything that you hear.

I am streamlining my personal evolution.

No potions are available.

All options are viable.