– As for the crisis of our own lives, in 2009 Matt Taibbi assigned blame to the banks, calling Goldman Sachs âa great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money.â Reverend Edward Pinkney of Benton Harbor, Michigan, referring to the Emergency Manager which was wrapped around the face of his city, said âheâs for the corporations that suck the life out of people.â Banks, insurance companies, and corporations belong to the total circuit of capitalism whence the sucking originates. When Alan Haber, the first president of SDS, spoke last winter at the Crazy Wisdom Book Shop and Tea Room in Ann Arbor about his experiences at Occupy Boston and OcÂcupy Wall Street, he concluded his remarks by reminding everybody that âCapital is dead labor, which vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks…â

On May Day sometime in the 1890s, an ordinary Englishman boarded a train in Munich. His destination was a castle in Transylvania, a country wedged between the Danubian Provinces of Moldavia and Wallachia. It was a dark and stormy night when he arrived.
âDo you not know that tonight, when the clock strikes midnight, all the evil things of the world will have full sway?â asked the landlady of a nearby hotel, and she implored him to reverse his course. Other commoners then warned him it was a witchâs Sabbath. Heedless, he persisted to the castle where pure terror awaited him in the personage of a bloodsucking monster. Count Dracula was at once as smooth, polite, and persuasive as President Obama, and as terrifying, shape-shifting, and diabolical as George W. Bush. He was undeadâa zombie, or a werewolfâand lived only as long as he was able to suck human blood…
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